“What’s the easiest way to turn a fruit into a vegetable?"
“A baseball bat.”
This was an actual cartoon caption in Notre Dame University's student newspaper.
Something just like this actually did happen when I was about to graduate high school in 1981.
The class president and some of his buddies picked up a guy and beat him up because they thought he was gay.
The used a baseball bat. He was hospitalized. I don't know what happened to him afterwards.
There is no humor to be found in this cartoon.